Haters Inc.
Advice Column

by The Mad Hater

Okay people this is how it works, send us your questions and we will answer and respond to them here on this column. Please note that our opinions do not reflect the opinions of the Cayemay staff and CAYEMAY.COM.
You can E-mail us and submit your question.
Let's get started, enjoy!

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Question submitted by: Renee

Question:I am dating this guy that takes pills intravenously so he has these nasty track marks on his arms, I didn't realize what it was at first, I thought maybe it was a scar, but now that I know what should I do?
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Advice:Girl you should run, head for the hills and don't look back. The only thing that a pill popping spouse or significant other can bring to a relationship is trouble. You will notice your money slowly evaporating so take the Haters advice and get O-U-T!
Holla!

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Question submitted by: Tom

Question:I'm having a rough time trying to figure out if this girl likes me or not? How do I know for sure?
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Advice:Tom, you will never know for sure if she likes you. My ex wife married me and stayed with me for 3 months before she robbed me and took everything I owned. The point of that story is you just don't know what a girl is thinking, and she can easily change her mind. Stop calling/texting her and see how long it takes to contact you. If you have to wait too long, or you never get a text... and if she keeps on messing up, then you take her friend.
Holla!

Question submitted by: LaTeef

Question:Hater you are always hating on someone else so I just wanted to hate back on you. When is the last time you where hated on?
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Advice: I'm glad you wrote in to hate on me, I thought there was only love out there and no hate, I'm glad to see the universal balance. I constantly am hated on because my blunt advice and realistic point of views. Spread the hate..

Question submitted by: Alex

Question:I like this guy but he just does not seem to like me back..What do I do?
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Advice:You don't do anything, he must be playing for the other team if you know what I'm saying. That is a high probability, but just in case he is straighter than an arrow, and you are more sure of that fact than a baby mama claiming some guy is the father of her child on Maury then you have to offer him something that the other women don't. Be creative, or just go find someone else that actually wants you don't waste your time on that loser. Yeah uhhm one of those three things have your question covered.

Question submitted by: Jake

Question: I'm dating this girl and she is very cool, She takes care of both of my kids before I even ask, but I'm not attracted to her because she has a few extra pounds how do I break the news to her without breaking her heart?
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Advice: So you got a fat chick huh? Well the thing to do is to take advantage of her as much as you can. Let her keep on taking care of the kids and just cheat on her. Eventually she will find out and break up with you so you don't have to break up with her and now you will have another chick on deck. Its like insurance you don't want a lapse so get them snap chats going

Question submitted by: Chris

Question: I'm dating this girl and she wants to make it official but I am not ready to make it more than official. I still want to try meeting new women, how do I do this without breaking this girls heart?
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Advice: There is no easy way to do this Chris, you should of let this chick know that you wasn't feeling her from the start and now your in too deep. Try hooking her up with one of your boys that just can't score at least she won't be left alone, if she hits lotto stay with her long enough to get some money and tell her you were only joking!

Question submitted by: Sarah

Question: I met this guy on line that i totally click w/...we finish each others sentences and it feels like we have know each other for our whole lives when its only been days...how do i stop worrying that there has to be something wrong w/him?
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Advice: Well E, I'm going to go out on a limb and asssume that you are a woman. Assuming that, if you are feeling this guy and everything is going well why would you worry that something was wrong? Unless this guy has given you some reason to believe that there is something wrong with him just enjoy the time you have together. Remember the phrase Innocent until proven guilty stop worrying until he gives you a reason to believe something is wrong unless he has already then when you find out that there is something wrong and you find out that the baby mama drama is true, kill him in a fit of rage and plead an insanity defense. (Just kidding however I'm sure you get the point -- DISCLAIMER -- CAYEMAY and Haters Inc. will not be responsible for any actions taken based on advice from this column)
Holla!

Question submitted by:Tony

Question: Hi Haters, I got this chick that wants nothing but doe from me we went to the mo's and she didn't give it up what should I do?

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Advice: How much money have you spent on this lost cause so far? Don't waste any more time or money if she is fronting on the skins now you'll never get them. Cut your losses and spend that money at Hunts Point instead.
Holla!

Question submitted by:Brian

Question: My job just fired me and now I'm depressed what should I do?
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Advice: Depressed? You just got fired you should be happy, you don't have to wake up in the morning and hop on the crowded train in the morning. Don't even sweat it ride unemployment and party for 5 months then Get a new job right before your unemployment runs out.
Holla!

Question submitted by: Charese

Question: I'm looking for a real man but I can only find half a thugs, where do I get a real brother?
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Advice: Well Charese, If you want to find a real man go to burger king atleast you know that dude has a legal job. Try for the manager because they make more or if you really want to go crazy you should find a bunch of men driving up and down showcasing themselves around the Hunts Point area. But seriously the spots that you go to will determine the type of men you will meet if you want a real good boy, go to church.
Holla!

Question submitted by: Sexygirl127

Question: My boyfriend doesn't satisfy me, what should I do?
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Advice: That is a shame you can do one of two things. Either you can: 1) E-mail us and one of the Haters inc. staff will satisfy you. -or- 2) You just have to talk to him and let him know what to do. Unfotunately there are men and women out there who just don't know what to do so you have to train them, even if it may seem uncomfortable or embarrassing after a while he should catch on if not you can always rely on 1).
Holla!

Question submitted by: Tracey

Question: My mother says that nice girls do not have bachelorette parties because of what may happen on that particular night. Is it proper for women to celebrate the last night of singlehood by having a bachelorette party? Men do it and have far raunchier, beer-driven parties than we would!
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Advice: In the words of Missy Eliot Get your freak on. There is no reason why you shouldn't have one more night of craziness before you make the ultimate commitment. Chance are you will probably do it when you are married anyway so you might as well do it legally then you won't have to lie about it when it is over. There is no problem with enjoying yourself one last time Have fun!
Holla!